I see you already have your ticket to The Dark Side. It's right there, peeking out of your bra.
Suniverse laments America's descent into Idiocracy, as public education in the country reaches a new low.
Don't wait on a biopsy. Because what is more important than your health?
Gwyneth Paltrow has been deluding herself for years (GOOP, anyone?) but she has really crossed the line this time. Racial slurs simply do not fly, no matter what.
Bottom line: the gays know how to party. Working toward legalizing marriage in a US Congressional district near you could score you an invite to one fabulous wedding.