| Screen Name: |
Sausage Fingers |
| Country: |
United States |
| City: |
On a beach |
| With whom or what do you wage your biggest battle?: |
Plastic people like the ones usually found in or around Hollywood. |
| What has been your biggest victory to date?: |
Convincing my wife that because I have a Scottish accent I am related to Sean Connery |
| What is your perfect night in/out?: |
Bottle(s) of red wine and a babysitter and of course my wife.
PS. Just to be clear, the babysitter is not involved in the evening, I already asked the wife and judging by the look I retracted the question. |
| What piece of advice would you give to your 20-year-old self?: |
At 20 I was trying to sleep with as many good looking women as possible. Looking back at the amount of ladies I passed on I would sit myself down and say this: "Someday you will be happily married with kids, as for right now screw everything that walks. |
| What piece of advice did you receive in your 20s that you regret not following?: |
Go to the circus more often. |
I was too young and missed the sexual revolution of the 60's and now I am too old and am missing the new one. Crap.
I love my wife, she knows I like breasts.
Check out the madness of the Sausage, here is my blog:
http://theycallmesausage.blogspot.com/
