As much as we love Nicole, we're really looking forward to her funeral.
Nicole sees enterprising opportunity in the latest ridiculous dog breeding craze.
Drums, tuba, or oboe - oh my! Generalizations regarding musical instruments of choice that we can get behind!
Someday Nicole's kids will realize their mother is a total bad ass. Until then, she'll quietly maintain her BAMF status while cutting the crusts off their sandwiches.
How do you cope with back to school shopping? Nicole resorts to solitude, Starbucks and songwriting.