Posts by LoriD | In the Powder Room

Apr 25

Baby farms

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by LoriD (Wed Apr 25, 2012)

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No small wonder that the day-to-day poopy details of caring for a baby would make the childless-by-choice crowd uncomfortable - and made the upper class of years past farm out their babies to wet nurses for rearing.

Apr 18

The tale of the eight inch slug

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by LoriD (Wed Apr 18, 2012)

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Imagine finding an eight inch slug in your sheets! Not that kind of slug... a literal slug. Gross, huh?

Apr 11

When mum hires a caterer

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by LoriD (Wed Apr 11, 2012)

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How much - or how little - would you be willing to pay for outsourcing a kids' birthday party?

Apr 04

Boys and porn

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by LoriD (Wed Apr 04, 2012)

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With pornography being so readily available these days, it is only a matter of time before Lori has 'that talk' with her son.

Mar 28

The un-summer

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by LoriD (Wed Mar 28, 2012)

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Seasonal affective disorder is rampant this year in Lori's parts. Aussies missed out on summer and now winter is quickly approaching.

Mar 21

Always, always late

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by LoriD (Wed Mar 21, 2012)

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No matter what, Lori is always at least ten minutes late. She wasn't always like this though.

Mar 14

Are you sure you want your hair cut like a 'dyke'?

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by LoriD (Wed Mar 14, 2012)

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Back when she was a kid, Lori had short hair and people assumed she was a lesbian. Not much has changed since then. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Mar 07

Tall poppy syndrome

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by LoriD (Wed Mar 07, 2012)

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It started with flowers and infected most of the Australian population. Symptoms include a pathological need to fit in and the fear of standing out and looking awesome.

Feb 29