May 23
It's like living through the movie Groundhog Day, but while shopping and with Bill Murray nowhere to be found.
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May 16
There's nothing better than a really super awkward and uncomfortable-for-all family dinner on a Saturday night, right??
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May 10
Everybody's been caught with their hands in their pants in public at least once, right? (I'm asking for a friend.)
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May 03
The staff Albino Wolverine rehashes a longing for a nickname worthy of the coolest hipster in town.
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Apr 26
We're sorry, but Kim's not here right now. Pretty sure she's at Things Remembered, getting a set of personalized "Best Friends Forever" necklaces made.
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Apr 18
An argument over new sunglasses made me see it all clearly: I'm married to one tricky bastard.
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Apr 12
Teaching my kids etiquette, one "GET YOUR VULVA OFF THE TABLE!" at a time.
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Apr 05
Did you hear that? It's the sound of vaginas across the globe getting insulted by a company we've trusted since our very first periods.
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Apr 02
Sometimes the best gun control arguments are the quiet ones, in which nobody is actually arguing.
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Mar 29
The No Pants trend is more hip than ever! And by that I mean I can totally see your hips when you aren't wearing any pants.
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