If snarky postpartum Pollyanna did Pilates, it would probably sound a little like this.
What do we want? Granny panties! When do we want them? NOW!
At what age do kids learn to take a joke?
Remember the Halloween razor blade scare of the 1980s? It was scarier than a Mike Myers mask.
Getting along with the other moms at school isn't always a walk in the park, and Allison is over it.
We can sling them back with bras and cover them up with clothes, but no matter what, our boobs are always front and center.
Allison is a classy lady and would never call you a bitch...to your face.
Allison's hodgepodge of excitement for everything the autumnal season entails: for boots and Spanx and pumpkin-flavored everything!
Allison accepts a makeover from her new girlfriends reluctantly.
Beauty potions, magic diet pills, and fiber-rich super foods: we buy into these things even though we know better.