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The QUICKIE - Tidbit from The Regular Guy
by Guys, a word to the wise. Sending a lady texted images of your junk, ala Anthony Weiner, either flaccidly and impotently dangling from your midsection or even at the, ahem, height of its sturdy manhood, is not going to have the desired affect on the woman. She is most likely going to look at it and mutter words like "gross" and "nasty" and then delete it. She may even call the police.
I know, believe me I know, that there is nothing more that a man likes to see
than the gentle upswoop of the naked breast with pert nipple pointing toward
the sky. Or, the art form that is the female body in all its nakedness, hinting
at the lovely treasure that sits just atop a crossed set of long, bare legs
(preferably shoed in bright red pumps). If a woman texted you any of those images,
you would probably not even need her in the room in order to reach a *cough*
blissful conclusion *cough-cough*.
But for the same reasons that they just don't get your farting or your porn consumption, a
woman is not going to look at a picture of your junk and say, "damn, I gotta
get me some of that." If you must text images of yourself in the hopes of
enticing a woman to go to bed with you, try sending one of you cuddling a cute puppy or, better yet, of
you helping starving children in a remote African village. I know it's weird but
women look at the person you are first and then they say, wow, "he seems like the type of
person that I would like to get to know. And if he's as sensitive and tender
with me as he is with that adorable little puppy and those poor, starving children, well damn, I
gotta get me some of that."
Just a quick tidbit from your friend...
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Sat Jun 18, 2011 - 6:24 pm
You are testoste right. And the perfect man should not only be saving starving children in Africa, he should do it WHILE cuddling a puppy. And swearing all he wants to do is settle down and be faithful and have kids. While holding bottles of champagne. Men are great and all, but seriously - your external handbag is functional, not beautiful. Pictures not needed.Reply -
2 replies, Last reply by Everyday Stranger on Mon Jun 20, 2011 at 7:11 pm
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Report Thu Jun 16, 2011 - 7:31 amat long last..a man that understands the working of a womans mind...lolReply -
1 reply, Last reply by The Regular Guy on Sun Jun 19, 2011 at 2:32 am
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Report Wed Jun 15, 2011 - 5:49 pmRegular Guy this really made me laugh today and boy did I need it as I've spent most of today trying not to cry. The thing that men don't seem to get is that men don't look good naked and their 'cough cough' naughty bits 'cough cough' are ugly in the extreme, second only to their feet.Reply
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2 replies, Last reply by The Regular Guy on Sun Jun 19, 2011 at 2:32 am
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Wed Jun 15, 2011 - 6:56 pm
I totally agree. Having recently reporting a guy on Facebook for sending me pics of his naked 'junk' after I had told him I wasn't interested in him at all, I can confirm ust how much of a turn off it is.Reply -
1 reply, Last reply by The Regular Guy on Sun Jun 19, 2011 at 2:31 am
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Report Wed Jun 15, 2011 - 5:51 pmI couldn't agree more!!Reply
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1 reply, Last reply by The Regular Guy on Sun Jun 19, 2011 at 2:30 am
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Report Wed Jun 15, 2011 - 3:30 pmAmen to that brother! YES YES YES! ( and not in the When Harry met Sally style!) Why do men not understand this?Reply
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1 reply, Last reply by The Regular Guy on Sun Jun 19, 2011 at 2:30 am
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