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Who's more disgusting: 12-year-old boys or moms?
Most people will argue that 12-year-old boys are the strangest, most disgusting creatures around, but I believe us mothers give them a run for the money.
12-year-old boys wipe their own boogers on people for fun.
Moms pick other peoples' noses out of habit.
12-year-old boys will burp and fart whenever they want to.
Moms can eat a bean burrito while changing a poo-filled diaper if they have to.
12-year-old boys will pee on anything, anywhere because they're too lazy to find a bathroom.
Moms pee in their underpants so frequently that they barely notice they went to the bathroom.
12-year-old boys eat nasty concoctions created from a refrigerator's contents on a dare.
Moms eat half-chewed cookies damp from a toddler's grip because it's a cookie so they don't care.
12-year-old boys spend ages in the shower pretending no one knows what is going on in there.
Moms spend ages between finding the chance to shower.
12-year-old boys somehow make their rooms thick with a stink of 100 old gym socks and mysterious filth.
Moms will one day cry in their boy's empty bedroom, missing this terrible stink.
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Report Thu Oct 25, 2012 - 8:29 pmOh so true. Our secrets are now revealed!!Reply
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1 reply, Last reply by Kim Bongiorno on Sat Dec 1, 2012 at 9:32 pm
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Report Sat Oct 27, 2012 - 7:06 pmAs a Mum this post has be howling ROFL... As a Mum of a BOY I so so so relate and that is even though he is only 28 months. GREAT post - LOVE IT xReply
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1 reply, Last reply by Kim Bongiorno on Sat Dec 1, 2012 at 9:31 pm
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Tue Oct 23, 2012 - 5:01 pm
Bonjurno Kim, First you made me laugh, then you made me gag, then I got all weepy. Did we just have sex?Reply -
2 replies, Last reply by Liska on Sat Oct 27, 2012 at 7:07 pm
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Report Wed Oct 24, 2012 - 6:50 pmI totally licked my thumb yesterday to clean my 4yo's face. I had no idea what was on her face either. She grimaced and said "GROSS!". I stuck my thumb back in my mouth to taste what was on her face. :)Reply
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1 reply, Last reply by Kim Bongiorno on Thu Oct 25, 2012 at 7:14 am
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Report Wed Oct 24, 2012 - 9:10 pmI totally finished off a soggy Halloween cookie last night. Then I farted so loud it, I scared the baby and she fell over.Reply
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1 reply, Last reply by Kim Bongiorno on Thu Oct 25, 2012 at 7:14 am
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Report Thu Oct 25, 2012 - 6:39 amOne of my children once pooped into my open hands in a department store. I am way more disgusting than any prepubescent boy.Reply
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1 reply, Last reply by Kim Bongiorno on Thu Oct 25, 2012 at 7:13 am
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Tue Oct 23, 2012 - 7:15 pm
So true! That last line is perfect.Reply -
1 reply, Last reply by Kim Bongiorno on Tue Oct 23, 2012 at 8:06 pm
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Tue Oct 23, 2012 - 6:35 pm
We are so gross.Reply -
1 reply, Last reply by Kim Bongiorno on Tue Oct 23, 2012 at 8:06 pm
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