Who's more disgusting: 12-year-old boys or moms?
Most people will argue that 12-year-old boys are the strangest, most disgusting creatures around, but I believe us mothers give them a run for the money.
12-year-old boys wipe their own boogers on people for fun.
Moms pick other peoples' noses out of habit.
12-year-old boys will burp and fart whenever they want to.
Moms can eat a bean burrito while changing a poo-filled diaper if they have to.
12-year-old boys will pee on anything, anywhere because they're too lazy to find a bathroom.
Moms pee in their underpants so frequently that they barely notice they went to the bathroom.
12-year-old boys eat nasty concoctions created from a refrigerator's contents on a dare.
Moms eat half-chewed cookies damp from a toddler's grip because it's a cookie so they don't care.
12-year-old boys spend ages in the shower pretending no one knows what is going on in there.
Moms spend ages between finding the chance to shower.
12-year-old boys somehow make their rooms thick with a stink of 100 old gym socks and mysterious filth.
Moms will one day cry in their boy's empty bedroom, missing this terrible stink.