Let's talk about sex baby
I watched a TV show a few weeks back about girls who (wo)manned telephone sex chat lines to earn extra money. They were a cross-section of ladies - from students to housewives - but for sure none of them resembled the models that were advertising their dirty chat. They went about their daily business from walking the dog to writing essays and in the midst of it would take a call and bring a client to orgasm with their arousing chat. It was all,
"Yeah baby, that's it you are making me so horny. I am touching myself. Oh you like that do you?"
And all the while they played Sudoko, or loaded the dishwasher - completely disengaged.
It made me wonder what it would be like if there were sex chat lines for women.
And I'm assuming there are not. Would we even use them?
I am not sure I would phone up a line with a man on the end wanting him to talk dirty to me. I'd be more interested in him listening to what I had to say and then maybe telling me that he wasn't interested in only looks and whether or not my vagingo was a bald eagle. Perhaps, he could say,
"I love you just the way you are and no you don't need to lose weight."
"Thank you for everything you have done today. I really appreciate everything you do for me without me having to ask."
Simple words of appreciation and thanks. Or even,
"What can I do today to help you? ... Yeah baby, that's doing it for me."
More, more, more; it's that kind of chatter that makes me want to throw off my clothes and get jiggy. I wonder why nobody has started these dirty, sexy, phone lines for women? I'd love to have a man on the end of a phone whispering words that I actually wanted to hear.