Jul 09

Let's talk about sex baby

Comments (20) by Clare Macnaughton July 09, 2012 - 6:02 AM

I watched a TV show a few weeks back about girls who (wo)manned telephone sex chat lines to earn extra money. They were a cross-section of ladies - from students to housewives - but for sure none of them resembled the models that were advertising their dirty chat. They went about their daily business from walking the dog to writing essays and in the midst of it would take a call and bring a client to orgasm with their arousing chat. It was all,

"Yeah baby, that's it you are making me so horny. I am touching myself. Oh you like that do you?"

And all the while they played Sudoko, or loaded the dishwasher - completely disengaged.

It made me wonder what it would be like if there were sex chat lines for women.

And I'm assuming there are not. Would we even use them?

I am not sure I would phone up a line with a man on the end wanting him to talk dirty to me. I'd be more interested in him listening to what I had to say and then maybe telling me that he wasn't interested in only looks and whether or not my vagingo was a bald eagle. Perhaps, he could say,

"I love you just the way you are and no you don't need to lose weight."

Or,

"Thank you for everything you have done today. I really appreciate everything you do for me without me having to ask."

Simple words of appreciation and thanks. Or even,

"What can I do today to help you? ... Yeah baby, that's doing it for me."

More, more, more; it's that kind of chatter that makes me want to throw off my clothes and get jiggy. I wonder why nobody has started these dirty, sexy, phone lines for women? I'd love to have a man on the end of a phone whispering words that I actually wanted to hear.

by Clare Macnaughton July 09, 2012 - 6:02 AM

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  • Report Wed Feb 20, 2013 - 12:19 pm
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  • Report Fri Feb 1, 2013 - 8:00 am
    thanks so much i love this so much,
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  • Report Tue Sep 18, 2012 - 6:41 pm
    They are now more active on internet. I am hoping that there is a solution of this to stop.
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  • Report Sat Aug 25, 2012 - 7:02 pm
    hmmm..interesting topic
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  • Report Mon Jul 16, 2012 - 6:57 am
    Actually, they are true. They made this as their own job. I can say that, what kind of people they are?
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  • Report Fri Jul 13, 2012 - 5:20 pm
    Where's that number???
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  • 1 reply, Last reply by Clare Macnaughton on Fri Jul 13, 2012 at 5:46 pm
  • Report Fri Jul 13, 2012 - 5:46 pm
    @The Suniverse: *adds to job list* 1.) Start sex chat lines for women business
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  • Report Wed Jul 11, 2012 - 8:29 pm
    by  EmmaK
    yeah Clare you need to start phone sex for ladies thing up! I have a fetish for men with Northern accents so you can get me a manc man on the line. He can turn me on with talk of chip butties dripping with gravy!! mmmm
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  • 1 reply, Last reply by Clare Macnaughton on Wed Jul 11, 2012 at 8:34 pm
  • Report Wed Jul 11, 2012 - 8:34 pm
    @EmmaK: That would be hilarious!! Right pet I am just feeding you a right tasty chip butty - that's hot, steamy and the gravy is running down your chin. I love it - high calorie chat without increasing your dress size!
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  • Report Mon Jul 9, 2012 - 10:52 pm
    by  Sarah Mo
    This is so true Clare... Tina Fey must've had a similar notion and Liz Lemon LOVES it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EprD9uIe9E
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  • 1 reply, Last reply by Clare Macnaughton on Wed Jul 11, 2012 at 1:50 pm
  • Report Wed Jul 11, 2012 - 1:50 pm
    @Sarah Mo: Ha ha!! ROFL while PMS (rolling on floor laughing while pissing myself - it's an age thing!) I loved this clip - it's hillarious. I would love it men just listened and said, 'how annoying' Brilliant!
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  • Report Tue Jul 10, 2012 - 3:59 am
    I would want to hear "skinny 20 yr old women with big boobs and tight abs turn me off...I want a nice soft mid-40's with a bit of mileage."
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  • 1 reply, Last reply by Clare Macnaughton on Wed Jul 11, 2012 at 1:48 pm
  • Report Wed Jul 11, 2012 - 1:48 pm
    @rootietoot: "I love your cuddly bits! and the way you care for me." I note the silence from Irregular Guy and Regular Guy on this one!!
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  • Report Tue Jul 10, 2012 - 6:22 am
    by  lhewitt
    Hey Clare, You start the business. Train those men up right and take 50%. Sounds like a plan.
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  • 1 reply, Last reply by Clare Macnaughton on Wed Jul 11, 2012 at 1:47 pm
  • Report Wed Jul 11, 2012 - 1:47 pm
    @lhewitt: Good adiea *adds it to the job list*
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  • Report Tue Jul 10, 2012 - 9:02 am
    You're so right, Clare - it's amazing men and women are compatible at all. We have such different wants/needs in this department!
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  • 1 reply, Last reply by Clare Macnaughton on Wed Jul 11, 2012 at 1:47 pm
  • Report Wed Jul 11, 2012 - 1:47 pm
    @The Bearded Iris: I know - maybe those rainforest tribes got it right. With men folk doing their thing and women doing theirs.
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  • Report Tue Jul 10, 2012 - 8:29 pm
    I would use this service for sure.
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  • 1 reply, Last reply by Clare Macnaughton on Wed Jul 11, 2012 at 1:46 pm
  • Report Wed Jul 11, 2012 - 1:46 pm
    @Janie Emaus: We could call it 'Smooth Talking" - I am not sure if the ladies prefer the treat 'em mean keep keen Mr Grey school of dirty talk!
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