Jun 12
There's only one thing dads really want on Father's Day, and it is absolutely NOT another ugly tie.
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Jun 07
"I'm looking for a color that is a little darker than a hematoma, but not quite as dark as necrotic tissue."
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May 20
Judgment--now available in the cleaning product aisle.
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Apr 30
Men and women speak different languages, and notes home from school are written in the latter's.
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Apr 29

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TheNDM April 29, 2013 - 6:02 AM
When it comes to getting rid of old toys, some people do the responsible thing (while talking to themselves for quite a length of time).
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Apr 18
An argument over new sunglasses made me see it all clearly: I'm married to one tricky bastard.
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