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REVIEW: The Salon

Barbershop: The chick version.

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REVIEW: Spider-Man 3

This web’s a bit too sticky the third time around.

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REVIEW: Lucky You

Director Curtis Hansen who helmed the legendary L.A. Confidential (as well as 8-Mile and In Her Shoes among others) has attempted the impossible with Lucky You: A romantic comedy revolving around Poker. The verdict: Infinitely disastrous.

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REVIEW: Next

Nicolas Cage, an infamous factor of the old hit-n-miss formula, recently falling among the latter, yet again yields another pooper! What’s Next?

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REVIEW: Fracture

I heard somewhere that infidelity can be a real bummer.

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REVIEW: Vacancy

A movie entitled Vacancy, directed by a guy named Nimrod, should be enough information on the movies quality alone.

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REVIEW: Grindhouse

Howdy homies. Well I don’t know what to say about Grindhouse that hasn’t already been touched on?

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REVIEW: Disturbia

I must say I was unequivocally caught off guard by this seemingly no-name teeny-bopper thriller (at least I hadn’t heard of it upon watching it). My expectations were high in the expectancy of a first class chunk of donkey dookie with no substance, little scares, and clown actors. But, sock me sideways and call me crazy, I liked Disturbia! A lot!

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REVIEW: Meet The Robinsons

The Robinsons put the FUN in dysfunctional!

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REVIEW: Blades Of Glory

Howdy homies!

Let’s skate kick this off with three bluntly simple to the point questions in regards to Blades of Glory: Was this movie stupid? Incredibly. Was it funny? Hilarious. Did I love it? Let’s just say I was thoroughly entertained as well was the audience.

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